The perfect couple.
SnA Club :: SnA Cafe :: All Funny Stuffs :: Jokes
Page 1 of 1
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus, with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated, and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The question is: Who was the survivor? Scroll down for the answer.
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one that existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and no such thing as a perfect man.
***Women stop here. That is the end of the joke.
***Men keep scrolling
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving, and that explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus, with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated, and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The question is: Who was the survivor? Scroll down for the answer.
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one that existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and no such thing as a perfect man.
***Women stop here. That is the end of the joke.
***Men keep scrolling
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving, and that explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.
Lim Jia-
Number of posts : 413
Age : 24
Location : Bukit
Registration date : 2008-09-07
SnA Club :: SnA Cafe :: All Funny Stuffs :: Jokes
Page 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
|
|
Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:32 pm by WC007
» Chat Session for May & June 2009
Wed May 27, 2009 12:46 am by Calis
» Chat with Michelle
Thu May 07, 2009 2:15 am by max_sp07
» trashANDpay here..
Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:04 am by Michelle
» Chat with mo sheng ren
Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:55 pm by Michelle
» iPhones: buy?
Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:33 pm by trashANDpay
» All new members report here~~
Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:31 pm by trashANDpay
» A farmer in California
Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:59 am by Lim Jia
» Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:59 am by Lim Jia